Mom: Why haven't you gained hardly any weight?
Me: well I am gaining as much as I need to to stay healthy, and Abigail is measuring for her weeks if not bigger, so she is good.
Mom: how much do you weigh today?
Me: I don't know.
Another day another conversation:
Me: oh my God I am starving. I am done eating I am eating all the time, my mouth is tired of chewing food, uggg
Mom: How much do you weigh today?
Me: I don't know.
Another conversion another day:
Mom: oh my gosh your like a hungry bear, every time I talk to you, you have just eaten, are currently eating, or making something to eat.
Me: well at least you know I am eating, all the time.
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